Applethy

apple·thy ap-uhl-thee

noun, plural apple·thies.
1. absence or suppression of passion, emotion, or excitement after a new Apple announcement.
2. lack of interest in or concern for Apple announcements that others find moving or exciting.

Those fanboys are so excited about the new iPhone. I feel nothing but Applethy. Same phone, different case.

Applethy by iJonB September 10, 2013

applethetic 

having or showing little or no emotion towards Apple's business practices and product line

I used to hate Apple, now I'm kinda applethetic

applethetic by shamanticist October 21, 2011

applethrower 

1: Noun. A racist term used by whites equivalent to the term "nigger". Most effectively used in high volume applethrowing environments, such as Brooklyn, Oakland, Baltimore or the Apollo Theater where use of other more common racist terms may get you shot, stabbed, or hit by apples.

2: Noun. A non-racist term describing Jamaican immigrants working at apple orchards in Vermont, who like to throw apples to high school soccer players running laps around a soccer field. However, please note that an individual who fits the definition of applethrower (2) may, in fact, fit the description of an applethrower (1) in his spare time...or all the time.

Guy 1: "Look at that fucking applethrower over there."
Guy 2: "Wait, is he wearing..."
Guy 1: "Purple, lime green, and bright orange Air Force Ones..."
Guy 2: "...and a Warren Moon Houston Oilers throwback."

Guy 1: "There were a lot of apples being thrown at the bronx zoo today."
Guy 2: "By the monkeys?"
Guy 1: "No, by the fucking applethrowers working the concession stands."

applethrower by applethrower September 8, 2009