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Applesauce Pancake 

(noun)
1: A patty of stool that is created when you shit your pants while in a seated position.
2:The bi-product of a single mass event of explosive diarrhea that occurs while clothed. The diarrhea of which, resembles the viscosity and texture of thick pancake batter and/or heavy applesauce.
Sarah's asshole couldn't handle the pressure and splashed an applesauce pancake onto the inside of her pants
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