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If you’ve found an Anslim then your life is over! (In a good way) Your life will transform into everything you’ve ever dreamed of and more! He will make you whole and expand your mind. He’s intelligent, humble, romantic and has dashing good looks. He will cater to you and blow your back out with his huge penis.

You haven’t heard about Anslim’s huge penis?!

Anslim by Intel420 November 22, 2021

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Harry Anslinger

Every stoner's worst nightmare. As the first drug czar, he came up with much of the propaganda bullshit against marijuana that still exists to this day (and believed by some ignorants to be true), and single handedly bequeathed most of the Gestapo-like policies of the DEA.

Harry Anslinger is resposible for all the retarded durg policies in the United States (and probably the whole fucking world). I'm sure do glad he's fucking dead. Fuck him.

Harry Anslinger by Dude of Life April 30, 2008

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anslie

Amazing

Beautiful
Sweet

Crazy

Smart

Anslie, Girl of your dreams

anslie by Lifeeee November 22, 2016

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anglim

to be resourceful, to improve things

As soon as we applied a little anglim to the situation, all our problems were solved!

anglim by TomAnglim May 23, 2003

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Anaslime

The nick-name for Anaheim, used only by people who hate the city.

Somebody #1: I live in Anaheim. It's in Orange County.
Somebody #2: You live in Anaslime. That sucks!

Anaslime by Kyle January 29, 2005

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Falling aslimp

Falling asleep simping to an egirl.

I was totally falling aslimp yesterday watching Pokimane.

Falling aslimp by TurkishJakob2017 June 2, 2020

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Ansli

SHORT. Drop dead gorgeous girl. Usually shy, but once you get to know her shes really sweet. You can always trust her no matter what it is, and she'll always be there. when you have no one you have Ansli. Your a freaking idiot if you ever decide to hurt an Ansli. She's the best girl that any guy could get. The most sweet, tender hearted, loving person you will ever meet!
Extremely smart and funny.
NEVER LOSE HER!!!

Person: So sorry I couldnt text back, is everything okay?
You: Yes, I talked to Ansli!

Ansli by Balling4Life<3(; September 24, 2012

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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