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If you’ve found an Anslim then your life is over! (In a good way) Your life will transform into everything you’ve ever dreamed of and more! He will make you whole and expand your mind. He’s intelligent, humble, romantic and has dashing good looks. He will cater to you and blow your back out with his huge penis.
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Harry Anslinger 

Every stoner's worst nightmare. As the first drug czar, he came up with much of the propaganda bullshit against marijuana that still exists to this day (and believed by some ignorants to be true), and single handedly bequeathed most of the Gestapo-like policies of the DEA.
Harry Anslinger is resposible for all the retarded durg policies in the United States (and probably the whole fucking world). I'm sure do glad he's fucking dead. Fuck him.
Harry Anslinger by Dude of Life April 30, 2008
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As soon as we applied a little anglim to the situation, all our problems were solved!
anglim by TomAnglim May 23, 2003
The nick-name for Anaheim, used only by people who hate the city.
Somebody #1: I live in Anaheim. It's in Orange County.
Somebody #2: You live in Anaslime. That sucks!
Anaslime by Kyle January 29, 2005

Falling aslimp 

Falling asleep simping to an egirl.
I was totally falling aslimp yesterday watching Pokimane.
SHORT. Drop dead gorgeous girl. Usually shy, but once you get to know her shes really sweet. You can always trust her no matter what it is, and she'll always be there. when you have no one you have Ansli. Your a freaking idiot if you ever decide to hurt an Ansli. She's the best girl that any guy could get. The most sweet, tender hearted, loving person you will ever meet!
Extremely smart and funny.
NEVER LOSE HER!!!
Person: So sorry I couldnt text back, is everything okay?
You: Yes, I talked to Ansli!
Ansli by Balling4Life<3(; September 24, 2012