Anonboard

A free anonymous message board. It is a descendant of the long defunct FuckedCompany message board in that it has a flat interface, is unmoderated, and has a sadistic and often disturbing sense of humor. Rumor has it, the site was originally put up by the KGB to read minds.

Dude can you believe a guy shat on his shirt at work and then wrote about it on anonboard?

Anonboard by realpud June 20, 2009

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anonytard

A term for someone who is both wishing to remain anonymous and is an idiot.

I’ve seen letters to the Editor before from that miserable and gutless anonytard.

anonytard by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

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anontard

An anonymous retard. Someone who gives their an opinion on a matter but lacks the balls to say who they are. The term is commonly used on internet message boards.

Why don't you crawl back under the rock you came out from under, anontard? Come back when you get some balls.

anontard by Tom Carmichael June 22, 2006

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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