Angus Fleming

The greatest canadian to ever walk this earth. He likes long walks on the beach, cold beers, and cuddling up with the ladies.

Girl 1: "i met this new guy today at school were going out on an date later, i think he is really cute and smart!"
Girl 2: "So like on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being scrub 10 being like Angus Fleming what would you rate him?"
Girl 1: "Psh thats unfair no one could even be a 10 except Angus himself....."

Angus Fleming by Stephan6 September 20, 2009

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flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff by Yargengee October 18, 2006

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flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

flaming anus by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007

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flaming anus

to pour hot sauce all over your dick and fuck a girl in the ass with it, afterwards, she licks everything off

Man, I gave her such a good flaming anus last night, she had to stop 1/2 way thru to cool it off!

flaming anus by ddrisgay4000000 February 12, 2007

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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