Angry Moose

A male having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, while a friend waits in the closet with a camera. Out of no where, with no warning, the male shoves his penis into the females anus, as the friend jumps from the closet to take a picture of the females horrific facial expression, the male pushes the females head down and gives her moose antlers with both of his hands. The facial expression shows the anger, and the antlers show the moose- giving you, the Angry Moose.

Me and my friend gave this girl an Angry Moose last night! Then her best friend bitch slapped both of us for being such retarded pieces of shit!

Angry Moose by Michelle Hen. August 14, 2006

Angry Moose

Same as above, except instead of sudden, random anal, the male punches the girl in the back of the head in order to get the females horrific facial expression.

JJ & Scotty pulled an angry moose on the nurse and then stole her scrubs.

Angry Moose by CrackedMan July 28, 2010

Angry Moose Knuckle 

Refers to a large, angry, heavy set girl. Many times the sex can turn violent. Semi-related to the Sea Donkey

"John, last night I accidentally hooked up with an angry moose knuckle. I thought she was going to rip my dick off"

Angry Moose Knuckle by ballsdeep78 July 9, 2009

the angry moose 

While fucking someone from behind slide you thumbs into the asshole in front of you. Spread your hands out and hook your thumbs. This will give you the look of a moose and you will be able to pull the person around with your hooked thumbs. This will probably make the other person very angry, hence the angry moose.

i was so hammered i gave that chick the angry moose.

the angry moose by dizzle1224 May 28, 2006