Angry Farmer

Name: Angry Farmer Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Not to be confused with the angry pirate, the angry dragon or anything similar, the angry farmer is a legendary, albeit mythical sex move, used to make a friend jealous, or as an act of vengeance against a boyfried or lover.
Little is known of the angry farmer, apart from that the female partner needs to be UBER flexible, the first part hurts, but after that multiple orgasms are guaranteed.

Example 1:
RiRi - Hey Mitch, you know that chick that you like?
Mitch - Yeah, why?
RiRi - Well... She was over before... She's SO FLEXIBLE!!
Mitch - WTF, you cunt.
RiRi - Yeah, gave her the angry farmer... I'd heard about it, but i didnt think it was POSSIBLE. Like its pretty gnarly man. The first part sorta hurts, but after that, we're talking multiple OMGasms.
Mitch - *kills self*

Example 2:
Girlfriend - Hey honey....
Boyfriend - Yeah babe?
Girlfriend - You know that guy... The one you hate?
Boyfriend - Yeah, that faggot?
Girlfriend - I was over at his house before... He gave me the angry farmer. I orgasmed seven times. By the way, it's over between you and me. Ha ha.
Boyrfriend - *kills self*

Angry Farmer by RiRi RAWR! December 25, 2007

Get the Angry Farmer mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Get the leafers mug.

Related Words

Angry Farmer • angry dragon • Angry Pirate • Angry Bird • angry • angry beaver • angry monkey • angry clown • Angry Donald • Angry Penguin

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

Get the Respectfully mug.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

Get the You met me at a very Chinese time in my life mug.

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Get the crunchy mug.

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

Get the Galantir mug.

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Get the murderhobo mug.