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When a white men, and only a white man, uses shit as a lubricant while masturbating, and when you are finished, you take the excess shit and put it into a bucket. You then turn on and leave the room
Last night i was feeling down after Sheniqua left me for a small horse, so i preceded to give myself an angry cracker and then go to bed.
by Claire "Transsexual" Murray September 23, 2006
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