angry carpenter 

When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction

Angry carpenter is when you have sex in the house you are building and pull it out and drag it on the floor through the drywall dust and sawdust and put it back in.

angry carpenter by Steve & Adam January 23, 2009

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

The Angry Carpenter by The Comic November 5, 2012