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Anatoliy 

Anatoliy is a a good friend to have. Some might say his really attractive, some really smart, other really strong. He is friendly, caring and always looking to put a smile one your face. He might sometimes over exaggerate things but he never lies. He is open minded and always willing to make new friend. He is always working and trying to achieve or learn something new. Stay on this guys good side though he might not be a fighter but he won't tolerate stupidity.
"Anatoliy" you're such a caring guy!
Anatoliy by creampop April 18, 2018
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anatoliy 

a tall blonde russian who may seem bipolar and is obnoxious. Once you get to him he might get a little bet better. (use a shock collar for better results)
me:Hey anatoliy wanna hangout today?
anatoily:no i am not really feeling it

later that day anatoliy says:i wish someome would hang out with me bacuse im mad bored
anatoliy by urwifey November 30, 2017

anatoliy 

anatoliy is a hoe
anatoliy by ktthegreat April 3, 2017

Anatoly Karpov

A Demon who come in the form of the final boss of chess
The only thing I fear is Anatoly Karpov
Anatoly Karpov by Big Bazinga March 24, 2021
See Life of Boris .
Anatoli is the cousin of Boris .

Things I learnt about Anatoli:
1. Speaks fluent Red
2. Absolut savage
3. Dances to rhythm of hardbass
4. 25 kg of semechki for Anatoli is not enough
5. Will always be sleeping until the end of month
6. Loves cheese
1. Boris: "Okay world is watching. Say something."
Anatoli: "Davai"
Boris: *Laughs* "Urod Blyat"

2. Boris: "Okay cousin you can make your own now."
Anatoli: "Tchevo blyat?"

3. Anatoli: *holds cheese*
Boris: "Anatoli, put down the cheese. No, NO!"

4. Boris: "HAS THE CHEESE ENTERED YOUR BRAIN ANATOLI?!?!"
Anatoli by CreateADifferentWorld January 13, 2019

Anatolian Corkscrew 

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.
Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.
Anatolian Corkscrew by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015
A nice lad, someone who can really brighten your day. Often argumentative and a little stubborn but it'll get him far in life. He is destined to live an interesting life full of surprises. The ladies love him but he holds no interest in such things. If you are not lego he probably won't play with you.
Hey that guy is really nice, he's a real Anatoli