Anal Slurpee 

When a man simply bust an extreme amount of semen in another mans b-hole that is such a large amount that it is too much for the anal canal to handle that it slowly oozes out of the receivers sphincter. The man who did the nut busting then gets on his knees and lets it drip on his face as if he is putting his mouth under a slurpee despenser and letting it run down his chest.

Yo Barry Bareback did you check out Timmy Tight Buns extreme Anal Slurpee last night?? Lets just say he let the dogs out on Henry Hairy Hole.

Anal Slurpee by Brigham Lee June 16, 2006

Anal Slurpee 

An anal slurpee is when during the course of anal intercourse you urinate in someones anus.... After which you take in a spooned slurpee straw and insert it into the anus...With the spoon end of the straw in the anus you scrape fecal matter off of the colon walls and miz it around with the urine and *sllllllluuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp* Drink it up while its nice and slushy

Dude, That anal slurpee was better then the new mountain dew slurpee

Anal Slurpee by ThreeGNinja April 10, 2005

anal slurpie

A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."

Girl, that anal slurpie was tasty.

anal slurpie by Corey Christopher Turner July 27, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012