Anal Death

When you are fucked raw, so hard his dick gets stuck in your ass never to be seen again, until you spontaneously combust because you can't shit.

"Wow, I want him to kill me with the anal death."

I can't think of another example...

Anal Death by Personwhosbored July 8, 2018

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Anal Death Star

A sex toy that literally rips your ass hole apart

"That toy ripped my ass hole like the Death Star hitting Alderaan" said the dirty girl

That anal Death Star destroyed my booty hole with one blast oh it hurt but was so satisfying

Anal Death Star by shovel breaker October 26, 2017

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five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

five finger anal death punch by jedarus May 19, 2009

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Anal deathslide

To slide down a death slide naked smashing your cock into a woman's anus at the bottom

I gave her the anal deathslide

Anal deathslide by Liam west May 13, 2014

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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