Amuse bone

The act of having sex prior to enjoying a large meal; so as to enjoy both acts at the optimal time.

Women: "I made us a reservation to have the 12 course tasting menu at Manresa on Saturday at 830pm."

Man: "Great! Should we plan to Amuse bone beforehand since we'll be tired and full after?"

by TALKTONIGHTROCKS March 3, 2016

boner abuse

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.

Just say no to boner abuse!

by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017