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That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.
If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.
by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010
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