Altti 

Altti is a person you can trust. He is charming, good-looking and very well-spoken. He has a lot of intelligent opinions and is happy to share them.

An Altti will treat you with the utmost respect. If you get in a conversation with one, he will talk a lot but make sure to leave you space for your thoughts, too. He's not just smart, but he's also very funny even though most of his jokes are dad jokes.

You'll never forget an Altti. He is hard to find, but once found, will change your life forever.

Sandra: Do you know Altti?
Daniel: The person who's smart AND hot? Of course I do.

Altti by youraverageidiot November 22, 2021

Altoid Eye Burn 

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

Otabek Altin 

Professional figure skater from Kazakhstan from the anime Yuri on Ice. GPF Bronze Medalist but was removed from ranking after JJ sold his ass to a judge. Easily the most attractive character in the anime. Rides a motorcycle (check), leather jacket (check), strong, silent type (check). 110% sex machine bad boy with a heart of gold.

Holy fuck, is that Otabek Altin? My panties feel wet already.

Otabek Altin by Akibananya June 13, 2017

Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

Altima Energy by The mystical M January 4, 2022

Altin 

Altin is a very loyal person. If you’ve met one, trust me you will always smile. They are funny but at first very quiet. If you get to know them more, they will open up and show you their funny side. Having one by your side, will make you feel protected.

Altin: ily

Altin by coot April 18, 2019

Nissan Altima 

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

Nissan Altima by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

national altoid day 

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.

hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

national altoid day by altoidenthusiast May 5, 2021