Altti

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Altti is a person you can trust. He is charming, good-looking and very well-spoken. He has a lot of intelligent opinions and is happy to share them.

An Altti will treat you with the utmost respect. If you get in a conversation with one, he will talk a lot but make sure to leave you space for your thoughts, too. He's not just smart, but he's also very funny even though most of his jokes are dad jokes.

You'll never forget an Altti. He is hard to find, but once found, will change your life forever.

Sandra: Do you know Altti?
Daniel: The person who's smart AND hot? Of course I do.

Altti by youraverageidiot November 22, 2021

Words you can keep

Altoid Eye Burn

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

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Otabek Altin

Professional figure skater from Kazakhstan from the anime Yuri on Ice. GPF Bronze Medalist but was removed from ranking after JJ sold his ass to a judge. Easily the most attractive character in the anime. Rides a motorcycle (check), leather jacket (check), strong, silent type (check). 110% sex machine bad boy with a heart of gold.

Holy fuck, is that Otabek Altin? My panties feel wet already.

Otabek Altin by Akibananya June 13, 2017

Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

Altima Energy by The mystical M January 4, 2022

Altin

Altin is a very loyal person. If you’ve met one, trust me you will always smile. They are funny but at first very quiet. If you get to know them more, they will open up and show you their funny side. Having one by your side, will make you feel protected.

Altin: ily

Altin by coot April 18, 2019

Nissan Altima

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

Nissan Altima by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

national altoid day

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.

hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

national altoid day by altoidenthusiast May 5, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026