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Wee ugly, randy party go'er that nobody really likes but he supplies humor and goes after anything with a pulse and the occasional staircase.

Its also rumored that he has 2.5 nipples

Also see Gremlin
Alshy! Get your dick out the stairs!
Alshy by hendo_rfc May 2, 2006
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Alshon Jeffery 

A term used for dropped footballs
That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery
Alshon Jeffery by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019
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Arshya Fanipour

Arshya Fanipour, the son of King William III was born in 1919. In 1932, he invented the flywheel. 5 years later, he invented the first Iphone. The king was disappointed in Arshya Fanipour, as he wanted Arshya to live in the castle, use primitive equipment and take his throne when he died. Arshya was already planning on moving out of Castle Byers, and moving into the big city. The king was planning Arshya’s assassination. He ordered 20 men to break into Arshya’s room at 9:00 PM, and kill him. Arshya knew about the assassination, and prepared. It was 8:59 PM, The men went up to the door, and slammed it open. Unfortunately for the men, Arshya had just invented the first gun. Arshya shredded all the men with lead, then he exited from the window, and shimmied down on his blanket rope. Arshya had just invented the first airplane, and escaped the castle on his airplane. King William III was shocked upon hearing about Arshya’s escape, and died from a heart attack. A random peasant from the village became King William IIII. Arshya would go on to invent Clash Royale in the 1980s, and spent the rest of his life on Clash Royale. He invented the “heheheha” in 1983, and it would go on to be his proudest invention. King William IIII loved the heheheha, and he also appreciated Arshya for causing the king's death. To honor Arshya, he made Arshya Fanipour a word for “legend”. To this day, Arshya Fanipour is a word used by many people across the globe to refer to a legendary person.
Dude, you are such an Arshya Fanipour!

He stole $50 from me last night, he is definitely not an Arshya Fanipour.

alsheching 

similar to being based; not caring what other people think, and being honest about something without any sugarcoating
Louis: he's such a little cunt, never liked him tbh

Josh: damn dude, your straight up alsheching rn
alsheching by bleach cd September 17, 2021

Ashy Larry 

A participant in the World Series of Dice. He was only supposed to be throwing out the trash.
Damn Larry, get upstairs and put on some lotion!
Ashy Larry by Doombot March 11, 2004
Ashyla is a beautiful girl that is fun to be around, she’s very funny,she may have a lil anger problems but she’s very smart and she has a huge heart and is a great girlfriend/friend anybody would be lucky to have a Ashyla in their life.
Ashyla is so funny .
ashyla by Ashyla October 20, 2019
Ashya. The most beautiful girl you’d meet in your life time. Has such a unique name yet always complains about it. Her eyes are always gleaming in the sun and moon light. She’s stubborn, smart, gorgeous, wonderful, and more than genuine. No one can ever push her around. she’s got the an insane amount of dedication in everything she does and nothing can change that for her. She’s emotional but hides it because she doesn’t like people know her problems yet she always keeps such a great smile on her face no matter her mood. She has attitude and sass but in her own way and she owns it. Has the biggest heart and would give it all to make someone else’s day better.
Hi Ashya.. I’m not really feeling it today -Billy

Aww, what’s wrong is there anything I can do to make it better? -Ashya

I just would really like someone to talk to... - Billy

You can always talk to me! I’m here for you dude! - Ashya
Ashya by BryceButrum May 26, 2018
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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