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The Best Dude in the world! Is a pro in every game and aspect of life.
Hey, did you know I talked to Alphaman the other day?

No really? I hear he's really cool!
by Dude001 February 23, 2008
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A term with a somewhat subjective meaning which refers to a man who's considered high in status or a paradigm of masculinity. Originated in 1989 by martial artist instructor Marc "Animal" McYoung.

How it's measured however varies a lot depending on who's using it.

Sometimes it refers to a stereotypical 'macho', gangsta, jock, or tough guy, other times it refers to a ladies man or playboy who has sex with lots of beautiful women, or other times a guy who's wealthy or socially powerful, such as a successful entrepreneur, CEO, etc.

As mentioned above often it's just used to refer to superficial and stereotypically "manly" qualities, other times however it refers to character traits independent from a man's material status, such as strength, courage, mastery, and honor.

A beta man is an average or below average man on the 'alpha' scale; either a guy who's not very socially respected or attractive to women, or one who demonstrates weak or spineless behavior in general, sometimes posers and fake 'alphas' get referred to as betas as well.
Chuck Norris is such an alpha man that he can have sex with any woman OR man he wants... of any species.
by Anon989989 January 29, 2016
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verb, to Alpha Man someone; ie, smudge poop on their upper lip, creating the illusion of a Alpha Man-style moustache. Usually performed while the victim is sleeping.

He is now a robot, known as Super Mecha Alpha Man, and is a force for good.

During his life he displayed boundless acts of love, charity, and courage. He was not in any way, shape or form a racist.
1) "Guess what I did? Wayne pissed me off, so I Alpha Manned him while he was napping."
by UJO January 29, 2009
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