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He wasn't just an alpha-male, he was the AlphaChad.
AlphaChad by StarChiId January 7, 2020

Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.
Alphaholic by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006

alphawhore 

(insert name here) is the alphawhore.

alphawhore 

a heartless girl, born of the whore race, fucks over men and attacks their hearts with every bit of whoreness she has. lies and cock are all their mouths possess
amanda curtwright and rachel boyles are known as alphawhore 1 and 2 in history.
alphawhore by novelties_are_nice February 14, 2010
A person who is strong and muscular. The person might be the few true Alpha males in the world.He may put his energy towards the expansion of art and advancedment of science. He never uses a ancyonym. He hates anyone who does’nt share 99.99% of his ideologies.

The opposite of an alphachad is a soyboy.
Alot of Alphachads tend to be in the far right and belittle weaker people.
alphachad by Space Sheriff Gavan January 1, 2019

alphahole 

An Alphahole is a superior asshole. Not to be confused with just regular assholes, but a person who believes themselves to be superior above all other assholes.
That fucker is SUCH an alphahole!
alphahole by Saltybtch September 18, 2019