Alpha Noob Share definition Flag A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters. "That TTI....He should be the alpha noob" "OMG, the alpha noob sucks...I mean REALLY SUCKS!" Alpha Noob by MADragon February 11, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Alpha Noob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch