Alopoocia

When feces fall from the rectum, usually loosened via sessions of day-long binge drinking or sexual intercourse of the anus.

"oh man today was tragic, i had a right bout of alopoocia at work"

by arthurstreetsbabey June 1, 2009

Alopecia

An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.

Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.

Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!

by hi. Please dont kill me. December 4, 2012

alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey

A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite

The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.

by MichelleF1973 June 20, 2005

alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. Anywhere. Ever.

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 8, 2023

alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. anywhere. Ever.

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 8, 2023

alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. Anywhere. Ever

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 8, 2023

Alopecia

one of those unnessasary words which come in handy if you run out of real illnesses.

the medical term for the balding of the head

I'm sorry mother, we can't come to the family barbique, Jacks alopecia is very bad right now.

by uh-huh that's me March 18, 2009