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Alonza Parker is a lying, cheating Cum guzzling slut. Someone who is married for 5 years and cheats on them almost everyday with there boyfriend in NY. Army solder by day, hooking up with co workers and catching herpes... A man with speed bumps all over his dick. a Gay man who will do you dirty.
Hey did you see Alonza Parker over there? He cheating on his man again... and does not tell anyone about his STD's Someone needs to do a public service announcement on this guy.
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by Alonzadparker.me September 17, 2019
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