The biggest tweak in the multiverse. This slender being will sprint around on electromagnetic spectrums only autistic children can sense. She will make out with your best friend and she’ll run into walls at lightning velocity.

Watch out she’s kinky too- she wants to be tied to the bed and have her hair pulled. Incest is not a problem she kissed her cousin!

Don’t get her drunk. She has the ability to create a tear in reality and add or remove people’s chromosomes.

Alli Williams is a mythical beast.
Hide the Vodka, Alli Williams just showed up and I don’t want to loose my chromosomes to her!
by Skai Jackson April 12, 2019
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