The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.
Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*
Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"
Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"
by BuffBoyBuff April 16, 2019
The Most Epic, Craziest And Creative Person You Will Ever Meet. ^_^ He Must Also Love Lights Poxleitner And Drop Dead.
Drop Dead Connor Reid Allen
by MeowKittyKat101 July 6, 2012
While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
by The real McCoy but my name is January 10, 2022
by popolittle February 7, 2022
by popolittle February 7, 2022