The worst example of a straw feminist ever. Though she does have a lulzy Encyclopedia Dramatica article.
She's so batshit insane that she thinks Joss Whedon is a rapist who beats his wife (as well as, you know, raping her). Allecto's reasoning for this? "All men are rapists, Joss Whedon is a man, so therefore Joss Whedon is a rapist".
Her other attempt at rationalising her idiocy is by pointing to Whedon's TV show Firefly for evidence that Whedon is sexist. So, what's her evidence? Good question. She just makes shit up as she goes along.
She's so batshit insane that she thinks Joss Whedon is a rapist who beats his wife (as well as, you know, raping her). Allecto's reasoning for this? "All men are rapists, Joss Whedon is a man, so therefore Joss Whedon is a rapist".
Her other attempt at rationalising her idiocy is by pointing to Whedon's TV show Firefly for evidence that Whedon is sexist. So, what's her evidence? Good question. She just makes shit up as she goes along.
Allecto is in a similar vein as Valerie Solanas, the woman who shot Andy Warhol and advocated male gendercide. Sorry, that's an unfair comparison; Solanas was far more reasonable.
by Akercocke Fan March 29, 2010
Get the Allecto mug.Lowest quality weed you will ever purchase in the Lehigh Valley area, or anywhere else for that matter. Dealers have trouble giving this shit away. As for color, it contains nearly no green, mostly brown, and gives a mild high that is almost always accompanied with a headache. It is rife with seeds and stems, and its consistency is so hard you damn near need to chisel it to break it up.
fool 1: "My man, you bout to blow some dro?"
fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."
fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."
fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."
fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."
by Bill Cosby III August 7, 2009
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Allentown...the Netflix adaptation of Philly.
by Tjenks90 June 12, 2019
Get the Allentown mug.A small town in Monmouth County, NJ. Its an amazing town where everyone knows everyone. Better then pennsyvainia's allentown.
"dude i was in allentown, nj and ate at la piazza." said jon.
"Sick. i was at the candyshop a week ago. to bad they shut down." said fred.
"Sick. i was at the candyshop a week ago. to bad they shut down." said fred.
by a guy in atown January 10, 2011
Get the Allentown, NJ mug.(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .
by MCedeno October 28, 2010
Get the Allentown Spatula mug.A once thriving city until the mid 1990's. There was a large department store called Hess' (not related to the gas station) the owner was a notorious sodimite. Hess' as well as Bethlehem Steel were major employers in the area. In the mid 1990's Allentowns mayor who is incorrectly renowned as the greatest mayor took title 8 funding. This funding gave money to cities that inplimented low income high density housing. Almost immediately after this the Allen and Dieruff High Schools fell to perinial jokes in test scores and sports. Prior to this parents from areas like parkland paid tuition to send there children to Allen and Dieruff. Since this title 8 funding the city of allentown is infested with chronic unemployment, and incredibly low income. Add to this many illegal immigrants who cant speak english, gangs, and Hess' and Bethlehme steel going belly up and the city has since become a sespool as well as the high schools with Allen having three students shot outside its school last week and a stabbing in school last year.
child: "mom why does Allentown suck?"
mom: "Dont use that language it sounds like u go to allen, but although many amadons say it just happened, its actually well described on urban dictionary."
mom: "Dont use that language it sounds like u go to allen, but although many amadons say it just happened, its actually well described on urban dictionary."
by allentownsucksharditsabigshitt December 5, 2010
Get the Allentown mug.The other, and better, Allentown. If you live in central Jersey, you probably drive through Allentown to get to the shore and don't even realize it. Known for the quaint shops on Main Street and annoying wandering packs full of teenagers that think they're badass. Also, the majority of the people in town are more intelligent than the jackass that wrote the other post.
I'm From Allentown-
Oh, so you're from Pennsylvania?
...Nope, the other Allentown. Allentown, NJ. Fuck yea, Jersey!
Oh, so you're from Pennsylvania?
...Nope, the other Allentown. Allentown, NJ. Fuck yea, Jersey!
by imatownie December 17, 2011
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