albert lea

a crappy small town in southern minnesota at the cross between major highways I-35 and I-90 home to mostly rednecks and druggies

friend a: where do u live
me: albert lea
friend a: o thats cool
me: ... no its not

by dude man bro January 18, 2008

Albert Lea, Minnesota

A small town in southern Minnesota filled with nothing but pot heads, meth heads, and sluts.

Me: Dude, do you live in Albert Lea, Minnesota?
Friend: Yes?
Me: You poor thing, you..

by pipsqueeky6 August 7, 2012

Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here

Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass

by penis and aids June 11, 2025