Alabama Mud Bath

One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.

Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.

Alabama Mud Bath by aquaducer May 17, 2011

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Alabama Mudbath

A man extracts feces onto a girls chest then proceed to insert ones male appendage into a female vagina. Then rub the feces into the breasts with the hands.

I performed an Alabama Mudbath for 3 hours straight.

Alabama Mudbath by History Inc. March 16, 2011

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Alabama mudbath

It's when someone is doing it doggie and the guy says "I want to see your star burst" and she just has explosive diarrhea straight onto his torso.

"Ever had a cleveland steamer?"
"No, but I heard Dan got an Alabama mudbath from Shiela."
"What a mess"

Alabama mudbath by cerealkillr95 September 15, 2021

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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