Alabama Latte 

Where one would take exlax before sex and would proceed in doing the same thing as the Alabama Hot Pocket. (opening the womans vagina and taking a shat inside it)

"I'm thinking about going over to the neighbors, and giving Bill's wife an Alabama Latte when he is at work."

Alabama Latte by Burrmaster November 14, 2007

Alabama Latte 

Another, more recent introduction to the ever popular "Alabama" line of beverages. To make it, a person (usually a woman) expels diarrhea, and then adds an equal amount of her own breast milk to the mixture, and blends until smooth. It is generally more tolerable to drink than the hot chocolate or iced tea of the "Alabama" variety (due to the addition of breast milk).

I was unable to properly enjoy that Alabama Hot Chocolate, this Alabama Latte is definitely more my taste.

Alabama Latte by biomanrox November 15, 2010

Alabama Jack o Lantern 

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

Alabama Jack o Lantern by Zachzilla October 28, 2020

Alabama Jack o Lantern 

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

Alabama Jack o Lantern by Zachzilla October 28, 2020