Agreetard 

Someone who above all logical judgement, will always agree with his/her superiors for the purpose of kissing ass.

"Did you hear Adam just agree with Julian about the electricity being too heavy for that outlet?!?"
"Yeah, Adam is such an agreetard..."

Agreetard by Spanky McSwizzlestick August 15, 2016

Aretard 

Someone so retarded that calling them a retard would actually be a compliment. Someone so retarded that you feel like you are talking to someone's pet.

Tomany spells wrist r-i-s-t, he is such an aretard.

Aretard by Gab21B July 7, 2011

ameretard 

An american retard.
An american.

See also ameritard

Hey guess who just started world war 3?

Er... George Bush?

Yep, he is such an ameretard.

ameretard by dedly November 8, 2006

greetard 

noun: Wal-Mart "greeter"

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."

greetard by shankus November 30, 2004

Argentard 

A person who was born or lives in Argentina, and who is characterized by extreme egocentrism and blind patriotism when it comes to national affairs. Has the firm beliefs that Maradona was a better football player than Pelé and that the Falkland Islands are actually called Malvinas and belong to Argentina. Will move mountains to defend his/her countrymen, even if they did wrong things like beating women or trafficking drugs. Thinks it's acceptable to cheat in sports. Comprehended almost the whole population in Argentina until the late 1970s, and was still quite a common type there until the beggining of the 2000's and the economic crisis. Recently the number of Argentards has faced a decrease, giving place to a more conscious, open-minded countryman. P.S.: The word is simply a fusion of Argentinian and retard.

I argued for hours with that kid from Mar del Plata, but he wouldn't admit that Argentina is not the center of the universe. What an argentard!!!

Argentard by Lucky Loser September 15, 2008

Arsetard 

A Person Who Is Both Stoopid And Annoying

Alex Moran

Arsetard by Dave August 18, 2003

greetard 

NOUN: Walmart Greeter

An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.

Bill: Dude, I don't want to go to Walmart, I'm afraid I'll step in the greetards shit.

Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.

greetard by spacecoyote17 September 8, 2008

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011