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Agent Wigs

An Agent Wigs is a person who you unexpectedly meet on the road of life and because of that encounter, you know that God does exist. Not only that, but one may realize and believe that there is order in nature and the universe, that blessings are tangible, and that the one who's defining this can be quite cheesy however, sincere... And even though one may never fully fathom and comprehend the complexities of the laws of nature, one can fact-claim and claim as fact that that meeting and spending time with an Agent Wigs can generate: a lesson on being down-to-earth, seeing lots of pictures of a Scottish guy in all of his sane and insane adventures, a shock of not seeing a Scottish guy in a kilt, conversations that last a day but feels like a flash, Spandau Ballet a capella renditions, and so many other things that one may only experience only if...

With all of these things, experiencing moments with an Agent Wigs can make one smile, and the more one smiles, the more they are happy, and the more they are happy, the more they healthy, and the more they are healthy, and longer they live, and the longer they live, the more times they can pray to God, thanking Him for sending them an Agent Wigs.
"Agent Wigs baked me a cheesecake"
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026