Afterwhip

The many different effects of what happens after you whip someone with items such as; ties, whips, ropes etc.

Jim: ouch your mom had so much afterwhip on her i had to use multiple sharp objects to peel the whip back off.

*Robert whips David with his tie*
David: Oww! that tie has got some painful afterwhip!

*Men playing tug-of-war*
*The rope snaps and hits Joseph in the face*
Joseph: *runs away whimpering* God damn the afterwhip! It stings my eyes!!

Afterwhip by 22MidnA22 October 7, 2009

afterwit 

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.

After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

afterwit by theclerk June 27, 2008

AfterShit 

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.

Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand

AfterShit by Theunknown man March 3, 2009

Aftershits 

A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.

'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
'That sucks.'

Aftershits by Trace Element September 7, 2005

AfterShit 

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon

Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.

AfterShit by Slappdat September 19, 2016

Afterdrip

When a guy finishes peeing, shakes off and zips his pants back up, then a little more pee drips out and creates a very small, roundish dark spot on said guy's pants.

I can't ask out Katie right now, I'm dealing with some afterdrip.

Afterdrip by daveroo April 18, 2011

afterdrip

After you fuck a girl and nut inside her and the cum starts dripping out of her pussy.

Oh man I was fucking this bitch and I blew this huge nu. she had afterdrip for hours.

afterdrip by Creekum April 8, 2005