After Funk 

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.

Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"

After Funk by Totsjeal May 1, 2010

afterfuck

The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.

Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!

afterfuck by dirtynap January 11, 2008

The Afterfuck Shutdown 

The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.

Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown

The Afterfuck Shutdown by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013

afterfucker 

Someone who afterfucks way too often.

- Hey, dude, what's that smell?

- I fucked a girl last night and then I fucked another girl.

- You, afterfucker!

afterfucker by Kea Van Embs April 7, 2010

afterfuck

the second girl of the night you had sex with, as if it was an afterthought.

i had sex with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterfuck though

afterfuck by dreadtoad January 27, 2010

afterfuck

the person you would actually want to talk to or cuddle with after having sex, as opposed to the person you actually want to have sex with

Alan's body is gross, but he would be a good afterfuck.

afterfuck by raffster772 January 26, 2011

Afterfucks

The Shockwaves of pleasure and quick physical convulsions one gets after cumming from fucking.

This chick fucked me so good I came, got the afterfucks, and we fell off the bed.

Afterfucks by Court5151 March 4, 2026