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Adolfescent 

An young individual aged 13-19 who develops tendencies of an evil dictator while going through puberty. Facial hair comes in the form of a square mustache and grotesque, 1940's taste in clothes are strong indicators. Though originated in Germany, Adolfescence can emerge anywhere.
Brad: Hey, have you seen Klaus since school started?

Charlie: Yeah, he's totally become an adolfescent since we've last seen him.

Brad: I know, I think we should be nicer to him.
Adolfescent by whydoievenbother January 6, 2016
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Adolescent 

What I was before I became an adult urophiliac, meaning I derive erotic pleasure for being treated like a toilet.
I used to be an adolescent, now as an adult I'm a urophiliac. I derive sexual pleasure from being treated like a toilet.
Adolescent by TonyGunk February 15, 2019

Fluorescent Adolescent

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys.

2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.
1. Fluorescent Adolescent is my favourite song from Favourite Worst Nightmare.

2. If you let your child sit infront of the tv everynight he's going to become a fluorescent adolescent.
Fluorescent Adolescent by Sanna C. November 1, 2008
Word of the Day on July 9, 2024

Adultescent 

1. Noun

An adult whose interests and behaviour follow youth culture; someone who has not fully grown up.

2. Adjective

An adult who has this pattern of behaviour.
1. I really cannot figure out how he dares to wear that outfit at 50. He's just an adultescent.

2. Let us go to another disco. This one is full of adultescents.
Adultescent by Ezechiel February 21, 2007

adolescence 

The period of time in life in which your whole life is controlled by another human being.
*example of person in adolescence*
adolescent: "Can I go hang out with Bobby today."
mom: "No."
adolescent: "Why not?"
mom: "Because I said so."
adolescence by Dubiks November 25, 2018

adolescent adult 

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.
Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.

Infernal Adolescence

A stage of life that one reaches upon realizing that he/she has already done enough bad things to guarantee going to hell - so why bother being good now?
It was apparent that he had entered his infernal adolescence by the way he made fun of the handicapped people.
Infernal Adolescence by John W. Oates December 12, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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