Abuto 

Abuto is the audio version of a mirage. You hear an abuto the same way you see a mirage. The fact that this phenomenon often occurs after either:

1) Consuming large dozes of Alcohol
2) Swallowing the WRONG pills
3) Chilling out with your friends whilst enjoying life to the fullest with your old trusty bong.

Is merely a coincidence, I assure you.

-Did you hear that crack ?
-Nah man, you just heard an Abuto

Abuto by Ken Patrick May 17, 2006

Autobot Jazz 

The most smooth transformer there is. He likes what these Earth cats are playing. it got beat.

" Do it with style or don't bother doing it."-Autobot Jazz

Autobot Jazz by Kantorex February 17, 2021

Auto-domefuck

The act of self-induced ocular penetration

-Shoot girl...wanna give me some dome?
-Hell naw.

(He preceded to auto-domefuck himself)

Auto-domefuck by Al E. March 23, 2009

autocarrot 

A smartphone function which makes people write really stupid things.

And then she didn't understand why I wanted to duck her... Ducking autocarrot!

autocarrot by 1CPL593h July 30, 2017

Auto Incorrect 

When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.

JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?

I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!

GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!

Auto Incorrect by hurtadaa September 25, 2010

Autocar 

1. An American automobile manufacturer that switched to making heavy-duty trucks early in its lifespan. Still in business today, but they only make garbage trucks.

2. A British automotive magazine. Also the world's oldest, having been around about as long as the Autocar truck company.

1. If you're going to go head to head with a Hummer H2, then get yourself an Autocar.

2. Autocar magazine never tested out any Autocar trucks, ironically.

Autocar by swat1975 October 20, 2008

Auto Vampirism 

Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.

This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.

Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.

Auto Vampirism by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009