Abbreviasian 

The way an first language English speaking person talks like an Asian speaking English as their second language - usually to an asian.

Aussie: What time you coming over today?
Aussie speaking Abbreviasian: I come 2pm

Aussie: Excuse me, do you know what isle the milk is in?
Asian shop assistant: Milk in isle 7
Aussie speaking Abbreviasian: Thank you I find now.

Abbreviasian by devine123456789 November 13, 2011

Abbreviations 

Idk - I don’t know
Idc - I don’t care
Idm - I don’t mind

Idr - I don’t remember
Idrm - I don’t really mind
Rly / rlly - really
Sme / sm - same
lol -laughing out loud

Lmao - laughing my ass off

Wtf - what the fuck
WTH - what the heck
Lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off
Kys - kill your-self
Kms - kill my-self
Pls / plz - please
ye / yea - yes / yeah
So - significant other / shoutout
Bf & gf - boyfriend & girlfriend

Smh - shaking my head
Cos / cuz / cus / cause - because
Omg - oh my god
Oml - oh my lord
Pic - picture
Wyd / wud - what you doing
Wywd / wuwd - what you wanna do
U - you

Tb - text back
Nr / nrs - no reply(s)
Bro - brother
Nm - nothing much
Nvm - never mind
Dm - direct message / doesn’t matter
Tbh - to be honest
M8 - mate
Prob / probs - probably
Ly - love you

Lysm - love you so much
Lysfm - love you so fucking much
Lyl - love you loads
Ly2 - love you too
Gn - good-night
Gm - good-morning
Jk - just kidding
Jw - just wondering
Ppl - people

Oml I’m lmao cos my gf just posted the cutest pic of my dog but I’m smh cos the dog is shitting like wtf lol

John - Yo Dave wyd bro
Dave - nm u?
John - sme, I’m so bored

Dave - wuwd then?
John - idk and idm tbh
Dave - sme here
Dave - hello??
Dave - John!?
Dave - tb when u get this then
See - abbreviations

Abbreviations by JaszLeo April 24, 2018

Abbreviations 

Idk = I dont know.
Idc = I dont care.
Idr = I dont remember.
Idgaf = I dont give a fuck.
Lol = laughing out loud.
Lmao = laughing my ass off.
Lmfao = laughing my fucking ass off.
Rofl = rolling on floor, laughing
Roflmao = rolling on floor, laughing my ass off.
smh = shaking my head my off
wtf = what the fuck
Wth = what the heck
Gg = good game
Gj = good job
Gl = good luck
Hf = have fun
Cya = see ya
C = see
B = be/bee
D = Dick

I = I/eye
O = oh
P = pea
R = are
T =tea
U = you
Y = why
2 = to
4 = for
6 = Sex
8 = Ate
M8 = mate

These abbreviations are helpful!

Abbreviations by BertBerry June 26, 2016

Abbreviation

A shortened form of a word or phrase.

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Types of abbreviations:

There are four main kinds of abbreviations: shortenings, contractions, initialisms, and acronyms. 1 Shortenings of words usually consist of the first few letters of the full form and are usually spelled with a final period when they are still regarded as abbreviations, for example, cont. = continued, in = inch. In the cases when they form words in their own right, the period is omitted, for example, hippo = hippopotamus, limo = limousine. Such shortenings are often but not always informal. Some become the standard forms, and the full forms are then regarded as formal or technical, for example, bus = omnibus, taxi = taxicab, deli = delicatessen, zoo = zoological garden. Sometimes shortenings are altered to facilitate their pronunciation or spelling: bike = bicycle2 Contractions are abbreviated forms in which letters from the middle of the full form have been omitted, for example, Dr. = doctor, St. = saint or street. Such forms are invariably followed by a period. Another kind of contraction is the type with an apostrophe marking the omission of letters: can't = cannot, didn't = did not, you've = you have. 3 Initialisms are made up of the initial letters of words and are pronounced as separate letters: CIA (or C.I.A.), NYC, pm (or p.m.), U.S. (or US). Practice varies with regard to periods, with current usage increasingly in favor of omitting them, especially when the initialism consists entirely of capital letters. 4 Acronyms are initialisms that have become words in their own right, or similar words formed from parts of several words. They are pronounced as words rather than as a series of letters, for example, AIDS, laser, scuba, UNESCO, and do not have periods. In many cases the acronym becomes the standard term and the full form is only used in explanatory contexts.

An example of an abbreviation is abbr, which is short for "abbreviation".

Abbreviation by Jafje September 9, 2007

abbreviation

means a word that has been abbreviated

whats lol
its an abbreviation

abbreviation by wagwan2k19 September 29, 2019

massage parlor abbreviations 

two or 3 letters and sometimes more that have certain meanings.

Massage Parlor Abbreviations

TS = Table Shower. HJ = Hand Job. BB = Bareback. CBJ = Covered Blow Job.

COT = Cum on Tits. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. Etc.

massage parlor abbreviations by Clod Hopper December 19, 2013

Urban-abbreviation 

(n.) A typically short combination of letters used together when an attention-loving internet user takes a commonly used phrase and abbreviates it for no reason and posts it on Urban Dictionary. The abbreviation usually does not even create an acronym and it is unlikely that anyone would understand what the abbreviation meant if it was used in any context what-so-ever.

While scrolling through Urban Dictionary last night I saw the newest of the useless Urban-abbreviations on the front page. A user decided they should post that lbd (an abbreviation for "little black dress") on the site, thus filling a spot on the page with useless garbage that doesn't need to be said.

Urban-abbreviation by Sputnik17 July 28, 2009