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Avada Kedavera Your Life.
A new version of FML from the villain in the Harry Potter series, Lord Voldemort. Spawning from the immensely popular twitter account, Lord_Voldemort7, AKYL is found on lv7thinks.com. It is normally an acronym used on people the Dark Lord does not believe are worthy of living, mostly people lacking intelligence and common sense. For those who do not know, Avada Kedavera is a killing curse.
Johnny: I've read Harry Potter 3,789,263 times now! He's my hero! I wish I could meet him! ...Or be him...
Ben: AKYL
AKYL by tennisqt363 April 17, 2011
Words you can keep
Avada Kedavra Your Life.

Common phrase at Hogwarts and in other wizarding youth strongholds. Often used in conjunction with AKML, FML and similar phrases that surfaced when Cornelius Fudge was elected as the new Minister for Magic, to the disgust of many young twentysomethings working at the ministry who abhorred his loud suits and capricious moustache. Memos started to frantically circle offices reading things like 'Fudge is Minister! AKML!' or 'You're wearing the same socks as Fudge. AKYL.'
Made popular in the muggle world by Harry Potter fans on the internet, particularly after Lord_Voldemort7's twitter account started using it regularly.
You got sorted into Hufflepuff? AKYL !

Your house elf caught those bowers you threw off last night. AKYL!
AKYL by BathildaBagshot April 29, 2011
Related Words
akylus_ Akylus AKYL Akylbek Akyla Akylah akylan Akylee Akyli Akylia
"Avada Kedavra Your Life"

Or, in layman's terms, 'go die'. Typically it implies that you would be doing the world a favor.
AKYL Originates from AKML, which stands for "avada kedavra my life" and is essentially another (awesomer) way of saying FML.

AKYL was popularized by lv7thinks.com (You-Know-Who's blog).
Fangirl: "Lyke OMG I just got lyke the most awesomest poster of Justin Bieber yesterday!!! <3<3"

Human: "Like O.M.G. AKYL. Please."
AKYL by redturtle6 April 11, 2011
a very lovable girl who is very smart and is really chill but can get heated quick and will drag you she is very goofy and talented and a freak she is the most loyal female and will treat who she is dating like royalty you are lucky to have her dont lose her because she is the best part of your life she is really jealous but won't say anything about it she sometimes hides her feelings but when she is around your jaw will drop because she is like a walking goddess if she gets no attention she will lose interest quick akylah's need attention support and care there will also be a group of girls that will stay hating on her
Boy 1 : damn she fine
Boy 2 : back off thats my akylah
akylah by boomvhid February 12, 2018
a beautiful baby girl with hair like a wig
Akyla is that your real hair?
Akyla by luckystar69 October 5, 2009
The essence of beauty combined with a gift of remarkable intellect.
She's truly an akylah!
Akylah by pearlsandivy February 3, 2010
a weeb streamer on Twitch.tv known for his spam of forsenLewd.
Today im gonna watch my favorite streamer on Twitch.tv akylus_ nyanPls.
akylus_ by Varg___Vikernes November 12, 2017
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