AIDs tree

A phrase coined by Louis CK describing a hypothetical tree that is infected with AIDs

Used to direct anger at douchebags, preferably thong-wearing dudes in Kenny G hair rollerblading

"OH you motherfucker, now I have to know you exist you piece of shit? Go skate into an AIDs tree, you motherfucker." - Louis CK

by Death to Hipsters August 11, 2009

tree-aids

A disgusting green or brown moist mold or a white growth- like stubby fungus on a down limb or fallen, rotten tree in the woods, which when you touch it, makes you feel like you have tree-aids.

Ewwww! Tree-aids.

by Morgan5o July 29, 2009

aidstree

A tree which produces AIDS. Anyone to come into contact with an aidstree or consume its fruits will contract aids.

"Go skate into an aidstree you mother fucker." - Louis C.K

by Matty02 June 6, 2007