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(Almost Gay Best Friend Forever)

Mainly male friends (but females can be this too) who act gay or feminine (or masculine, depending) but are in fact straight.
"Did you see my new sweater, and my jeans, I got them on sale at Pac Sun for like $25 all together, and Sara, LOOK AT THESE SHOES, LOOK AT THESE MONK STRAP SHOES, I WANT THEM SARA, THEY'LL GO SO WELL WITH WHAT I WEAR, AND THEY'RE SO CLASSY, but they're $500-$1000."

"Oh Greg, you really are my AGBFF."
AGBFF by Lady Sara January 17, 2012
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Billy: “Has anyone seen AGaff??”

Tom: “Yeah he’s just being a bitch”
agaff by Robthethuggy September 6, 2019
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Acronym for "Asshole Best Friend Forever".

A variation of a friend that sends abusive text messages, incessantly taunts, and acts like an all around douche to another friend, all in good fun.
(Text Received from ABFF) Hey bitch! Why don't you grab your knotted dick and feed it to your master, you grobsmacking, douchehuffing, butt battering, clit punching cock champion? Lunch in a little bit?
ABFF by The ABFF September 8, 2011
Diamonds are agbf
agbf by BbySmalls April 11, 2010
Completely open to new experiences and ready to take on anything.
1: So is she rather close-minded?
2. No, she’s completely agaff! She’s got los to learn :)
agaff by Magaff April 7, 2018
ABFFC is an abbreviation for "Big Fat Fucking Cock"
He gave me some of that ABFFC!
ABFFC by Dictionary0003 May 21, 2022
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