AGBFF

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(Almost Gay Best Friend Forever)

Mainly male friends (but females can be this too) who act gay or feminine (or masculine, depending) but are in fact straight.

"Did you see my new sweater, and my jeans, I got them on sale at Pac Sun for like $25 all together, and Sara, LOOK AT THESE SHOES, LOOK AT THESE MONK STRAP SHOES, I WANT THEM SARA, THEY'LL GO SO WELL WITH WHAT I WEAR, AND THEY'RE SO CLASSY, but they're $500-$1000."

"Oh Greg, you really are my AGBFF."

AGBFF by Lady Sara January 17, 2012

Words you can keep

agaff

The biggest bitch

Billy: “Has anyone seen AGaff??”

Tom: “Yeah he’s just being a bitch”

agaff by Robthethuggy September 6, 2019

Related Words

AGBFF • agaff • ABFF • ABFFC • agbf • AGB (After Grog Bog)

ABFF

Acronym for "Asshole Best Friend Forever".

A variation of a friend that sends abusive text messages, incessantly taunts, and acts like an all around douche to another friend, all in good fun.

(Text Received from ABFF) Hey bitch! Why don't you grab your knotted dick and feed it to your master, you grobsmacking, douchehuffing, butt battering, clit punching cock champion? Lunch in a little bit?

ABFF by The ABFF September 8, 2011

agbf

A girl's best friend

Diamonds are agbf

agbf by BbySmalls April 11, 2010

agaff

Completely open to new experiences and ready to take on anything.

1: So is she rather close-minded?
2. No, she’s completely agaff! She’s got los to learn :)

agaff by Magaff April 7, 2018

ABFFC

ABFFC is an abbreviation for "Big Fat Fucking Cock"

He gave me some of that ABFFC!

ABFFC by Dictionary0003 May 21, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026