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(Almost Gay Best Friend Forever)

Mainly male friends (but females can be this too) who act gay or feminine (or masculine, depending) but are in fact straight.
"Did you see my new sweater, and my jeans, I got them on sale at Pac Sun for like $25 all together, and Sara, LOOK AT THESE SHOES, LOOK AT THESE MONK STRAP SHOES, I WANT THEM SARA, THEY'LL GO SO WELL WITH WHAT I WEAR, AND THEY'RE SO CLASSY, but they're $500-$1000."

"Oh Greg, you really are my AGBFF."
AGBFF by Lady Sara January 17, 2012
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Billy: “Has anyone seen AGaff??”

Tom: “Yeah he’s just being a bitch
agaff by Robthethuggy September 6, 2019
Related Words
AGBFF agaff ABFF ABFFC agbf
Acronym for "Asshole Best Friend Forever".

A variation of a friend that sends abusive text messages, incessantly taunts, and acts like an all around douche to another friend, all in good fun.
(Text Received from ABFF) Hey bitch! Why don't you grab your knotted dick and feed it to your master, you grobsmacking, douchehuffing, butt battering, clit punching cock champion? Lunch in a little bit?
ABFF by The ABFF September 8, 2011
Diamonds are agbf
agbf by BbySmalls April 11, 2010
Completely open to new experiences and ready to take on anything.
1: So is she rather close-minded?
2. No, she’s completely agaff! She’s got los to learn :)
agaff by Magaff April 7, 2018
ABFFC is an abbreviation for "Big Fat Fucking Cock"
He gave me some of that ABFFC!
ABFFC by Dictionary0003 May 21, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026