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Away From Keyboard WithOut Leave. Mash of AFK (away from keyboard) and AWOL (absent without leave)
In a MMORPG dungeon run, if a player walks away from the computer at an innoportune moment, without informing their teammates, they should be considered AFKWOL
AFKWOL by FTWinston May 25, 2008
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Afkbola is a evolved version of ebola

and can cause multiple Neurologicall disorder in humans, such as not being able to go online ever and getting a high from being offline and trying to infect as much people as possible. Also people suffering from this disease will try to lure you away from your house to there den to infect you they also do this more commonly at night because Afkbola also causes them to feel physical pain when showering or seen by other people. Also the infected persons den will commonly be filled with spores. The spores will commonly be stored in the stomach and intestines of the infected person so any gas they release will be filled with spores and if they fart or burp on you, you are fucked.
Person 1: Hay have you seen John. person 2: he must have gotten Afkbola because he hasn't been online or played any games for 2 weeks
Afkbola by Yorshoo May 11, 2021
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