Away From Keyboard WithOut Leave. Mash of AFK (away from keyboard) and AWOL (absent without leave)
In a MMORPG dungeon run, if a player walks away from the computer at an innoportune moment, without informing their teammates, they should be considered AFKWOL
and can cause multiple Neurologicall disorder in humans, such as not being able to go online ever and getting a high from being offline and trying to infect as much people as possible. Also people suffering from this disease will try to lure you away from your house to there den to infect you they also do this more commonly at night because Afkbola also causes them to feel physical pain when showering or seen by other people. Also the infected persons den will commonly be filled with spores. The spores will commonly be stored in the stomach and intestines of the infected person so any gas they release will be filled with spores and if they fart or burp on you, you are fucked.
Person 1: Hay have you seen John. person 2: he must have gotten Afkbola because he hasn't been online or played any games for 2 weeks
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."