AFC mentality 

Caused from a large portion of the male population (see AFC) who have gradually brought down their bar for women they would screw so drasticaly low that even ugly chicks are getting much attention from guys. These guys figure that here is a pussy that is under the command of their supieror looks, therefore she is lucky to have him and that she should consider herself very fortunate... however, what this AFC doesn't know is that there are millions out there like him, some of whom have already given this ugly chick much attention and ego, so she isn't at all desperate (unlike him).

These fatties and uglies get this so often. So, ironically most men have undone the very thing they set out to do: take easy, "unsought" after pussy they thought that thought they could own. And now have made these girls much more difficult for all fellow AFC's! Furthermore, these girls now figure that they can let themselves go. All this stems from two things: all girls need guys to come up to them (for ego at least), guys need something to put their dicks in. They figure instead of masturbation, even an ugly girl would be 10x better + so freagin easy (percieved easyness is huge appeal to an AFC).

AFC mentality is always accompanied by a complete lack of pick up skills.

guy: lol look at dan getting rejected by that 3/10
dan: man what a bitch, she doesn't know what a good thing is when it's right in front of her
guy: no... you just got no pick up skills and an AFC mentality

AFC mentality by Agilio October 28, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012