When an article of clothing - especially pants and shirts/blouses is so small on you that you look like you're from the 1970s.
(David walks into the restaurant with an extremely snug polo shirt on...he can barely breathe and his moobs are more pronounced than ever before)

Andrew - "Damn Dave, that shirt is 70s tight!"
by 11DMH69 July 3, 2010
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