53 Seconds

When someone posts something on the internet just prior to you posting the exact same thing on the same message board.

It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.

Person A: My team's best player was just suspended.

Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.

53 Seconds by SvenFuzzy December 3, 2010

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Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds

A moment people who like Boobies enjoy pausing.

Steve Harrington : Do you know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds ? People who likes boobies, Robin !
Robin : Ew ! Gross. Don't say Boobies.
Steve : It's not a big deal, okay ? I like Boobies, you like boobies.

Fast Times at 53 minutes 5 seconds by miss_grain_dsel June 16, 2022

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5secondsofwdw

The best fanpage dedicated to 5sos and why don’t we the funniest person ever with the best content

Have u seen 5secondsofwdw new video ?

LMAO YES THEY ARE SO FUNNY 🤣

5secondsofwdw by Lukehemmingslipringlover12345 May 31, 2021

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5secondsofmila

the coolest person in the world

have you heard of 5secondsofmila? she’s so cool

5secondsofmila by mila is swag June 4, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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