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I borrowed the time machine from the guy who wrote the definition for 2034 and took note of important events.
On November 7 of the year 2054, the lease agreement International Speedway Corporation has with Daytona Beach Racing and Recreational Facilities District will expire.

Earth and Mars will collide shortly afterward.
2054 by WeWillAllDieSoon March 30, 2021

crank that flight 2074 

when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.
i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k
Stole the time machine back from the 2068 guy anyway the moon is about to collide with Mars some Arab guy rules half of Europe and the aliens are breeding with chickens yea shits fucked
Person1: The year is 2075

Person2: No shit
2075 by Thejoeman October 19, 2021

2025-2075 

Final jubilee before the millennial reign of Jesus Christ. Described by the Essenes, the third group of the Greco-Roman period Judaism that despised the Sadducees and Pharisees for degenerating and ruining the sacred temple.
Mark 14:15 everybody. Almost 2000 years since Jesus Christ has come to save us. The apocalypse is coming in 2025-2075!
2025-2075 by ConFet (Prophet) February 29, 2024

budgetz-20544

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budgetz-20544 by budgetz June 5, 2026

budgetz-20654

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budgetz-20654 by budgetz June 5, 2026
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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