1 yard stare 

Similar to the 1,000 yard stare that veterans acquire, the 1 yard stare is a trait that people that work in cubicles or open workspaces pick up as they will avoid noticing anything that is not on their computer monitor.

Dude, I just walked by Lindsay with a plate of donuts and she completely ignored me.

Doesn't surprise me. She is working on closing the accounts receivable for this quarter and has a bad case of the 1 yard stare.

1 yard stare by Deepthoughts March 9, 2011

1 Yard Stare 

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.

Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.

1 Yard Stare by mustache666 October 12, 2023

1,000 yard stare

After a veteran from war comes home they often find themselves staring blankly into the horizon. The reason for this is that they spend so much time staring off into the distance looking for a target that they only have one consistent passive state of mind. And that is to stare.

These people can often be awakened from this dumbfounded state of mind by making a loud popping noise which will transfer them into a shell shock reflexive behavior causing them to dart around underneath furniture.

John: What's wrong with Jamal?

Jason: He's doing the 1,000 yard stare.. watch this...

*Jason pops a balloon*

*Jamal bashes his face on a table trying to dive under it*

1,000 yard stare by Chaostroll March 31, 2011

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome 

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023