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A Norwegian abbreviation of the English word "awesome".
Dude 1:Dude, did you see the latest Brad Pit movie?

Dude 2: Yeah, it was totally Åsm!
Åsm by Åsm doodster September 20, 2010
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Also known as "Assembly" or "Assembler" language.

- A very low level programming language used mainly to program parts of operating systems, drivers, boot loaders and other very elementary pieces of software.

- A set of instructions representing the architectures instruction set, assembled directly to machine code instruction for instruction.
1)
movzx edx, ax
shr eax, 16
add eax, edx
mov edx, eax

2) x86 asm is teh r0x0r

3)
lamer: I know C++. I pwns j00 all
someguy: I know asm so stfu moron
lamer: lololol wtf is asm?
asm by My Name? December 28, 2003
Related Words
ASMR Asma asmaa asm asmita asmahan Asmin ASMDSS Asmo Asmodeus
Assistant Stage Manager. Deals with many aspects of backstage work such as set and props.

The Stage Manager's slaves. Often given the jobs no other techie will do.

The company tea-maker.
ASM by lbarbs May 1, 2007
In the Like a little chat rooms if the University has one you use it to ask the Age, Sex and Major(s).... to identify the person before you engage in any "frolicking"..

Invented in Ottawa Ontario.
Apple_23@ university.com: hey baby, ASM
Carrot_256@university.com: 21, F, Law...
ASM by Monaster2424 March 14, 2011
Pronounced: Asm is pronounced as one would normally say awesome. Asm is just the written form of the word awesome.

An abbreviation for the word awesome. Can be used as a descriptive word in many instances.
"Did you see Punchline's set at the concert last night?"- Danielle

"Yeah, it was wicked asm!"- Vicky
Asm by Vick5y July 3, 2006
THIS ONE WHEN THIS PERSON MAKE DANGER MAN LIKE LEVEL 69,000 ON PHASMOPHOBIA CAUSE THIS TEACH FAKER HOW TO PLAY GIGA CHAD SIGMA

ASM ALSO IS WHEN SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH JDM CARS
E-Girls: "OMG THAT GUY IS SOO GOOD ON FORZA SUCH A DRIFT L0RD"
CHAD: "You mean XxGTRf4n69xX that guy is such a asm"

ASM: *Proceeds to play "all my friends are fake - Tate Mcrae* "I'm such a drift lord YUH AYE RATIO + L bozo + supra faster than bugatti + Harry Potter king
ASM by laptoplord February 23, 2022
pleasure. Derived from orgasm.
After marriage, she did not have orgasm and other sexual asms from her hubby.
asm by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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