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The most perfect girl with bad taste in guys, loves men with beard that's 1o years older than her, and often with a weird accent. She is incredible cute and wonderful with an awesome personality and a twisted and perverted mind! I love her so much <3
person 1: oh look! it's a girl with blond hair that's really pretty but with wierd glasses and a body!

person 2: yeah i know, it's Åslaug, she's awesome!
Åslaug by PiaSOL February 18, 2010
A Girl name
Often related to the boy name matheo and the myth says that they where meant to be lovers for all eternity
Hi I’m Aslaug, I’m in love with Matheo😚😋
aslaug by Anonymous.NotKnown November 29, 2021

asslaugh 

Omg that was so funny, asslaugh
asslaugh by TheBladeSocksNots March 25, 2011

asslaughter 

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people
Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter
asslaughter by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

Aslång Whiskey

The mythical Whiskey, created from the very blood of the gods. Aged for at least one Kalpa (4.32 Billion Years) and with a half-life of 3000 years it is the strongest whiskey ever discovered. There is only one bottle in existence, reaching far above the atmosphere of the Earth. The title can also be used when someone asks a question which requires an answer of unutterable volume.
-"Dude, how much rocket fuel do they need to fly to the moon?
-"About a half of an Aslång whiskey I suppose!"

assaugrelmg 

Kilo 141 with Singuard Arms Whisperer, No Stock, a noob tube (HE), Tac Laser, and a tapled stip grip
I got nuke with assaugrelmg!
assaugrelmg by shiningmeta December 28, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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