Áslaug 

The name of the prettiest girl you will ever see. Often found wandering in packs with her two best friends.

Hey look over there, isn't that Áslaug?
Yeah you can see her with her two friends.

Áslaug by Loverboy1337 February 3, 2010

Åslaug 

The most perfect girl with bad taste in guys, loves men with beard that's 1o years older than her, and often with a weird accent. She is incredible cute and wonderful with an awesome personality and a twisted and perverted mind! I love her so much <3

person 1: oh look! it's a girl with blond hair that's really pretty but with wierd glasses and a body!

person 2: yeah i know, it's Åslaug, she's awesome!

Åslaug by PiaSOL February 18, 2010

aslaug

A Girl name
Often related to the boy name matheo and the myth says that they where meant to be lovers for all eternity

Hi I’m Aslaug, I’m in love with Matheo😚😋

aslaug by Anonymous.NotKnown November 29, 2021

asslaugh 

1) Acronym used for the phrase "Laughing my fucking ass off"

Omg that was so funny, asslaugh

asslaugh by TheBladeSocksNots March 25, 2011

asslaughter 

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

asslaughter by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

Aslång Whiskey

The mythical Whiskey, created from the very blood of the gods. Aged for at least one Kalpa (4.32 Billion Years) and with a half-life of 3000 years it is the strongest whiskey ever discovered. There is only one bottle in existence, reaching far above the atmosphere of the Earth. The title can also be used when someone asks a question which requires an answer of unutterable volume.

-"Dude, how much rocket fuel do they need to fly to the moon?
-"About a half of an Aslång whiskey I suppose!"

Aslång Whiskey by Brewer of the gods May 27, 2010

assaugrelmg 

Kilo 141 with Singuard Arms Whisperer, No Stock, a noob tube (HE), Tac Laser, and a tapled stip grip

I got nuke with assaugrelmg!

assaugrelmg by shiningmeta December 28, 2020