Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend

Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook

by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017

Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.

Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.

by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010

gone off chicken curry

When you leave chicken curry out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off chicken curry tastes like cat food.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

groking off

The act of using the Twitter Grok AI to generate porn images to goon to

I was groking off and suddenly Grok put Elon Musk's face on my fantasy girl's boobs, total turn off

by democracymanifestival May 29, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Get off in there

To go to; to partake in; to get a portion of; to participate in

“I made a pot of chili, you finna get off in there?”
“We are going to play disc golf, you gettin off in there?”

by Richard Prahl February 5, 2022

Crumpin Off

Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.

“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”

“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”

by Neil Cicierega August 10, 2018