National Fire The Plug Up Day

National day to buy some marijuana and smoke it with the person you brought it from.

"Aye bro I gotta go to Zigg house tomorrow he always come through."
"What's Tomorrow"
"You ain't hear? It's national fire the plug up day" July 13th.

by jiggyziggyniggy June 25, 2021

National Kadie Day

We appreciate Kadie because she’s so nice, smart, funny and kind. she’s also super hot.

boy: hey dude… do you know it’s national kadie day?
other boy: oh no i’ll go give her some flowers and appreciation now.

by urmumisminelolol January 30, 2022

National Eating Pussy Day

on february 11th, every man has to eat your pussy

hey baby it’s National Eating Pussy day, let’s go in the bedroom

by penisslayer February 11, 2022

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!

Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020

National Makeout day

november 11th

Don’t just kiss someone make out

person one “its november 11th”
person two “guess you have to kiss me now because is national makeout day”

by kissmyprettyass November 8, 2019

national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

National Tree Day

National Tree Day is on October 25 in reference to Mr. Beast contribution to planting 20,000,000 trees.

Yo dude, did remember that October 26 is National Tree Day!
How couldn't I, I donated like 40 bucks!

by XenoIke October 26, 2019