where you get so trippy and overjoyed you act like you’re drunk but are absolutely sober-like yana at disney. used interchangeably with hammered
by professional.wardrobe February 19, 2024

When you do some blow and cut your finger off while your Mrs does a code brown on your pillow. For extra Depp points slam a cupboard as you do it.
by TurbanDictionairy May 9, 2022

by skeleton on the inside January 13, 2022

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”
by anonymous December 1, 2023

To be said to someone after they do something dumb; implying that they need a valence electron to become stable and not be an idiot.
by TheBenniestOfShapiros May 15, 2019

by Woodro242 May 30, 2021

by bevelity January 24, 2024
