National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

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National Booty day

Every May 3rd we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking

Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty

by BootyMan23 May 3, 2021

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National boink day

Commences on the ninth of June when the Chicos and chicas of the world dedicate their bodies to 24 hours of straight boinking

Hey Claire, who are you boinking on national boink day?

by Nolensbiggay May 27, 2024

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April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan

Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day

by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025

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