video horse

An alternate title the noun "video game" (or "videogame"). Born from deluded ravings in the early morning in a Discord server, the term is used to confuse, complicate, muddle, jumble, over-complicate, garble, blur, obscure, cloud, etc. Works best if you actively deny your use of the word.
Two friends are having a discussion.

1.) "Hey, you done anything cool lately?"
2.) "Well, I recently purchased a really cool video horse called Wild Woody for my Sega CD."
1.) "A what?"
2.) "A video horse."
by Slamberelli July 28, 2017
Get the video horse mug.

pussy video games

A single-player video game that offers no competitive player vs player. Pretty much a game you cannot stunt on anyone and waste your time playing alone like a pussy.
Mark: What single player games do you play?

James: None
Mark: Why?
James: I don't like single-player games
Mark: Why?
James: Those are pussy video games
by Leanwidit November 16, 2023
Get the pussy video games mug.

video ruiner

noun- a person who commits a thumbs-up photo bomb; typically the photo-bomb is overshadowed by a later and more funny event, such as a runaway horse that disappears into the forest, rider's fate unknown but with a 99.99% chance said person is OK. Pronounced /ˈvidēō/ /ˈro͞oinər/
I'm filming a garden party, so please get out of the way video ruiner. You are a video ruiner. Stop being a video ruiner. I wish you could be a better video ruiner.
by Video Ruiner July 20, 2019
Get the video ruiner mug.

reverse video transcriptase

Reverse Video Transcriptase is the technology through which glow niggers from MOSSAD, MI6, CIA, NSA, FBI, etc manage to secretly record oneself through their video camera of their own devices.
Brad, there's a video of you online fapping to some Taylor Swift song. Why did you upload it?
Damn, those glow niggers from JIDF must have hacked me and spied on me through Reverse Video Transcriptase. Next time I'll put a sticker on my cam and be on my merry fap.
by xythras September 25, 2024
Get the reverse video transcriptase mug.
.
0:i CoUlD gEt My InTeRnEt TaKeN iF i DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO gAmEs
by BicicletaRusa February 15, 2025
Get the i CoUlD gEt My InTeRnEt TaKeN iF i DoWnLoAd CoMpReSsEd ViDeO gAmEs mug.
when a person describes a (normal) video as being a "baby sensory video", what they mean is that the visuals of said video being described are hypnotising, addicting, and enough to put them into a trance-like state.

it's a video you can't lay your eyes off of — a video you can't stop watching. maybe it's because the animation is so smooth, or the colours are bright and eye-catching.
"bro, the video of pure-pure miku dancing to rabbit hole is like a baby sensory video to me."
"these sorting algorithm videos are like baby sensory videos."

«it's like a baby sensory video»
by kr4 March 23, 2024
Get the it's like a baby sensory video mug.